Another week is here, and with it, things to get done. Good thing I won't be bored this week!!! The last days of summer are here, and that saddens me, as I love the hot weather. At one time, I thought it was pretty crappy to be involved in reality, once I was out of school, as there were no more summer vacations. Then I realized that as real adults, our summer actually last even after school starts. It was a fantastic weekend, with sunshine, the puppies, the creek, and the jeep. Good times.
Now down to business.
I decided I would give into peer pressure, to be a part of the cool kids, and be interviewed. When trying to decide who to be interviewed by, I had so many options, so many witty and funny people to open myself up to, and so round one begins.......take it away Joe:

The Rules:
1. If you want to participate, leave me a comment saying, "interview
me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be
different.
3. You will update your journal with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others
in the
same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five
questions.


1) If you could have a dick for a day...what would you do with it?
Why on earth would I want to be stupid for one day?!?! NAH, I'm kidding!! Let's see....probably jump on the bed, to watch other things flop around...oh, oh, and then, I'd walk right up to the asshole that continually treats me like I'm stupid because I'm female, telling me I tend to be too "passionate and emational" and then proceed to slap him up aside the head with it!!!!!

2) Describe the perfect male body.
Men are synonomous with strength, I love a strong body. In describing the perfect male body, I just get a picture of a tan, oiled, buff man walking around in a loin cloth serving me cold drinks on the patio, but I think it's more than that. The perfect male body has dynamic, has callouses from hard work, but gentle hands, has strong arms, but doesn't hold too tight; has broad shoulders to make you feel protected and safe, has a narrow waist, but a huge heart. The perfect male body is the one you're comfortable with, whether it's your body, the body of your man, or the body of the guy you're standing next to at the bar.

3) You are forced to cut off a finger or drink a gallon of cum. Which
do
you choose and why?
Cut off my finger, because I have 9 more!!!

4) What do dreams mean to you?
what a question, joe. I was anxious to get your interview, for fear that you would delve into my dark side, but instead you've touched on my sunny side, and something that's so important to me. Dreams are the fuel that keeps my spirit alive. Whether it's the dream of becoming better at my job, going further in the hard work I do, if it's making the world around me a better place, it's the spice that keeps me from drying up on the inside. When I'm eating mac n cheese, and there's just enough to pay bills, it's my dreams that remind me that so much can, and will change. Dreams keep me from getting caught up in just the present, and the hurdles that are right in front of me. Dreams keep my passion for living fresh and energized.

5) A friend of yours has killed someone and he/she has told no one but
you.
How do you handle this situation?
When you know that your best friend's husband is beating her up, you wish that she would confide such information sometimes. Gosh, what a responsiblity to have to undertake as a friend. I would take everything I owned, sell it all, ALL of it, grab the friend, and go to Mexico, there to live out our days in brightly colored cotton sorongs and bikini tops under the aliases of Rita and Maria.