So much to blog about....

Hormones. I think it must be around that time, because so far today I have eaten a chocolate chunk granola bar, two pieces of cold pizza and chocolate brownie fudge ice cream. I have also gotten mad at my boss before 8:15 am for fucking up my schedule for the entire week, including saturday night...that I have to work...and no, not that kind of work...actual, real work.

Porn. I'm elated at the response received regarding the search for GREAT literary porn. I will be picking up 'My Secret Garden' post haste. To you, I recommend Aqua Erotica (by the way the actual book is waterproof which is fab in itself) in liew (sp?) of penthouse letters. Also, Jezabel you KNOW that I already have multiple battery operated boyfriends and am looking for a good chain start for those really lonely nights.

Porn store/good sex. I LOVE taking Chesa to the porn store. To see her horrified face makes me laugh with glee. I also like to see her stare at a contraption trying to figure out what it does and the shocked face when she figures it out. Then, she calls me over to make sure that I understand that this thing is actually for sale. Is mucho fabulous! Don't take this wrong, I'm no expert porn store person. I still cannot look another consumer in the eye while I'm shopping for personal porn. I try to be proud of the fact that I have this right and there is no reason to be embarrassed about it, but I was raised strict catholic, I feel guilty just thinking about sex. I did not find any good literary porn in the shop, which was disappointing. So, instead of sitting around whining about it I decided I'm going to start writing erotica. I realize that it looks like I have no writing skills when you read this blog, but that is because I just pour my thoughts out as fast as possible before they escape. I make no effort to correct grammer or spelling here. And I make no apology for that. As soon as I can afford to buy a laptop I will start posting erotic stories (Sorry, kids but I just can't in good conscience to that at work). I have hundreds in my head and I might as well share them with the world and try to make an extra buck. More on this as developments occur.

More porn. Oh, and if you think of some great literary porn in the mean time, please don't hesitate to keep recommending!!!

Book review/endorsement. If you haven't already read 'Sweet Potato Queens - Book of Love' by Jill Conner Browne, DO IT! or 'God Save the Sweet Potato Queens' the next one, DO IT! These books are serioulsy the most hilarious I have ever read in my life. The writer is so up front and no holes barred it is fantastic and inspirational. In case you are still on the brink of buying these, here is the clincher. The books do include the words....'blow jobs'. You need to buy for that fact alone, women and men. The funniest about either one of these is I was reading GSTSPQ last night and one of her theories coincided with a theory expressed this week by none other than the yeti. If you read the book and the yeti and figure out which theory I'm speaking of, I will send you a gift. I don't know what that will be yet, but I guarandamntee it will be great!