Wise Advice

If you are married or even in a commited relationship, I have some VERY useful advice for you if you ever want to get laid again.

If your wife/girlfriend/partner says "I know I'm kind of grumpy because I've had a very bad day, but I am extremely horny."

Do NOT do the following....

"Well, yell at me if you want some", and proceed downstairs to catch that riveting new CSI episode.

You can guess how my bad day ended...
'Nuff said.